It wouldn’t take that much to fix Spider-Man 3.

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  1. I disagree about the first one. The fix should be to NOT have Deadpool in it… He wouldn't work as a supporting character in his entirety. Too flashy…

    But you know… don't fix it, cause then we probably wouldn't have gotten the true Deadpool movie.

  2. I would swap your critique of SM3 from "remove Sandman" to ”no Sony interference". Raimi never wanted to do Venom, as such his script never accounted for the character. Sony forced Venom in at the 11th hour and they had to alter every aspect of the existing script to accommodate. After two very well done Spiderman films, there's really no reason to assume Raimi's original take on 3 would have been poor.

  3. Binks wasnt the most horrible part of the movie at all, and should have been developed a lot better to show the audience WHY he was in the movie…but NOPE Lucas HAD to keep it secret then re-write the next in the the trilogies without him, essentially coming up with a completely NEW story line~,
    Instead of killing Jar-Jar Binks, why not show WHY he is in the move in the first place as a Sith Lord, instead of HAVING fan backlash about the character in the first place?
    OH and The Phantom Menace was horrible for me due to the casting of that useless tit who plays Anakin.
    We have ALL seen amazing child actors who do phenomenally awesome jobs at whatever they are scripted to do throughout the history of film, and yet they actually has this twit FINISH THE MOVIE?
    Why was he even chosen, is he the illegitimate son of one of the producers or something?

  4. Pulling Sandman out of S-M3 would've been fine, but I'd rather they take out/cut back the love triangle story between MJ, Peter and Harry, and include more/longer fight scenes with Black-Suit Spider-Man. It feels like has has the suit for not more than 20 minutes before he changes back. He has 1 fight scene in full suit – ONE.

  5. I would say cut out Venom instead. Save him for Spider-Man 4. Have Spider-Man ditch the symbiote suit towards the end and have the end credit scene show the symbiote attach to Brock after his little prayer.

  6. Jar Jar, like Anakin, is greatly improved in the CGI television series, "The Clone Wars", where, eventually, he grows into a much more sympathetic and endearingly charming character. And Jar Jar gets a sweet epilogue to his story in the novel, "Aftermath: Empire's End".

    It is revealed that after the destruction of the Second Death Star and the fall of the Palpatine, Jar Jar returns to Naboo as a despised outcast, held responsible for paving the way for the Empire, in his role of proposing to grant the Supreme Chancellor emergency powers, on the Senate Floor in the the Attack of the Clones.

    Jar Jar's story concludes as he lives at an orphanage and spends his days entertaining the kids as a clown, bringing a little relief to their young lives as they rebuild from a broken galaxy as they all heal together.

  7. I'm in the minority that not only enjoys the Star Wars prequels but also loves Jar Jar…..

    also:

    Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer would have been much better if they nixed Doom and focused on the Silver Surfer & other heralds with Galactus actually appearing for the climactic final battle ( fuck that storm cloud bullshit… )

    Super Mario Bros would have been better if it actually had ANYTHING to do with the games it was supposed to be based on…

  8. It's good you didn't include bvs in this list. That movie was a mess, 1 change wouldn't have fixed it.
    The trailer featuring doomsday shouldn't have existed.
    Wonder woman (gal gadot) shouldn't have been introduced until that awesome scene near the end.
    There shouldn't have been lex luthor.

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