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  29. – "You're gonna to say something clever? Go on, say something clever!"
    – "A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep".
    – "I'm giving you half our forces. 30.000 men. You will bring them to Catelyn Stark's girlhood home and remind her that Lannisters pay their debts!"
    – "Have you gone soft, Clegane? I always thought you had a talent for violence. Burn the villages, burn the farms. Let them know what it means to choose the wrong side."
    – "There, you see? You will wed her, bed her, and put a child in her. Surely you're capable of that."
    – "You're my daughter! You will do as I command and you will marry Loras Tyrell and put an end to the disgusting rumors about you once and for all."
    – "Not another word. [rises from his seat] My children. You've disgraced the Lannister name for far too long."

    [The Lannister lords begin arguing about what to do next]
    – Tywin Lannister: THEY HAVE MY SON! [All fall silent] Get out, all of you. [to Tyrion] Not you. [Tyrion takes a seat] You were right about Eddard Stark; if he were alive, we could've used him to broker a peace with Winterfell and Riverrun… which would have given us more time to deal with Robert's brothers. But now? Madness! Madness and stupidity! [pause] I always thought you were a stunted fool. Perhaps I was wrong.
    – Tyrion Lannister: Half wrong. I'm new to strategy, but unless we want to be surrounded by three armies, it appears we can't stay here.
    – Tywin Lannister: No one will stay here. Ser Gregor will head out with five hundred riders and set the riverlands on fire from Gods' Eye to the Red Fork. The rest of us will regroup at Harrenhal, and you will go to King's Landing.
    – Tyrion Lannister: And do what?!
    – Tywin Lannister: Rule! You will serve as Hand of the King in my stead. You'll bring that boy-king to heel and his mother too, if needs be. And if you get so much as a whiff of treason from any of the rest- Baelish, Varys, Pycelle..
    – Tyrion Lannister: [interrupts him] Heads, spikes, walls. [Tywin knods] Why not my uncle? Why not anyone?! Why me?
    – Tywin Lannister: You're my son.

    – Joffrey Baratheon: I am the king! I will punish you!
    – Tywin Lannister: Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king. I'll make sure you understand that when I've won your war for you.
    – Joffrey Baratheon: My father won the real war. He killed Prince Rhaegar. He took the crown while you hid under Casterly Rock!
    [There is a long, tense silence, as the council wait to see how Tywin will respond to such a shocking insult; Tyrion watches eagerly to see which of the two relatives he despises the most will win. After he takes a second to contemplate his words to his grandfather, even Joffrey shows muted terror. But although Tywin's gaze never leaves Joffrey, he remains completely calm, and continues to betray no emotion]
    – Tywin Lannister: The king is tired. See him to his chambers.

    – Tywin Lannister: You're a fool if you believe he's the most powerful man in Westeros.
    – Tyrion Lannister: A treasonous statement. Joffrey is king.
    – Tywin Lannister: You really think a crown gives you power?
    – Tyrion Lannister: No. I think armies give you power. Robb Stark had one.. never lost a battle. Yet you defeated him all the same.
    – Tywin Lannister: Hm.
    – Oh I know. Walder Frey gets all the credit. Or the blame I suppose, depending on your allegiance. [pause] Walder Frey is many things, but a brave man? No. He never would have risked such an action, unless he had certain assurances…
    – Tywin Lannister: Which he got from me. Do you disapprove?
    – Tyrion Lannister: I'm all for cheating, this is war. But to slaughter them at a wedding…
    – Tywin Lannister: Explain to me why it is more noble to kill ten thousand men in battle than a dozen at dinner.
    – Tyrion Lannister: (sarcastically) So that's why you did it? To save lives?
    – Tywin Lannister: (impatient) To end the war, to protect the family. Do you want to write a song for the dead Starks? Go ahead! Write one. [pause] I'm in this world a little while longer; to defend the Lannisters, to defend my blood.
    – Tyrion Lannister: …The Northerners will never forget.
    – Tywin Lannister: Good. Let them remember what happens when they march on the South.

    – Tywin Lannister: Yes, strength. King Robert was strong; he won the rebellion and crushed the Targaryen dynasty. And he attended three Small Council meetings in seventeen years of ruling, and he spent his time whoring, hunting and drinking until the last two killed him. So, we have a man who starves himself to death, a man who lets his own brother murder him and a man who thinks winning and ruling are the same thing. What do they all lack?
    – Tommen Baratheon: Wisdom?
    – Tywin Lannister: Yes!
    – Tommen Baratheon: Wisdom is what makes a good king.
    – Tywin Lannister: Yes. But what is wisdom? A house with great wealth and fertile lands asks you for your protection against another house with a strong navy that could one day oppose you. How do you know which choice is wise and which is not? Any experience of treasuries and granaries? Or shipyards and soldiers?
    – Tommen Baratheon: No.
    – Tywin Lannister: Of course not. A wise king knows what he knows and what he doesn't. You're young. A wise young king listens to his councilors and heeds their advice until he comes of age. And the wisest kings continue to listen to them long afterwards. Your brother was not a wise king. Your brother was not a good king. If he had been, he'd probably still be alive.

    – Oberyn Martell: So you deny involvement in Elia's murder?
    [pause]
    – Tywin Lannister: Categorically.

    – Cersei Lannister: Margaery has her claws on Joffrey. She knows how to manipulate him.
    – Tywin Lannister: Good. I wish you knew how to manipulate him. I don't distrust you because you're a woman. I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are. You've allowed that boy to ride roughshod over you and everyone else in this city.
    – Cersei Lannister: Perhaps… you should try stopping him from doing what he likes.
    – Tywin Lannister: I will.

    – Tyrion Lannister: All my life you've wanted me dead.
    – Tywin Lannister: Yes. But you refused to die. I respect that. Even admire it. You fight for what's yours. I'd never let them execute you. Is that what you fear? I'll never let Ilyn Payne take your head. You're a Lannister. You're my son.
    ….
    – Tyrion Lannister: I can't go back there. She's in there.
    – Tywin Lannister: You're afraid of a dead whore?
    [Tyrion shoots Tywin in the belly and knocking him backwards. Tywin groans in pain. Tyrion reloads the crossbow]
    – Tywin Lannister: You shot me.
    [angrily]
    – Tywin Lannister: Ohh… you're no son of mine.
    – Tyrion Lannister: I am your son. I have always been your son. [The Rains of Castamere start playing loudly]

    RIP Lord Tywin Lannister, Hand of the King for 20+ years, Warden of the West, Shield of Lannisport, Lord of Casterly Rock, true ruler of Westeros. One of the most badass men to walk the Seven Kingdoms. A legend.

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