DISCLAIMER:
I love the show, I am just poking fun at the terrible writing this season, which is objectively bad. So, calm yourself please.

D&D’s epic writing:
► Chaos is a ladder, Rich Evans was impressed, but I am not. How the fuck did Brann see that shit? It was indoors, no birds, no trees. What the actual bleep.

► Did you really have to steal from the Hobbit movies?

► Apparently D&D forgot that Daenerys Stormborn was born during a storm in Westeros.

► Apparently GoT is a sitcom now. Weener jokes seem to be the foundation on which this great season is build.

► Arya, after some questionable training, beats one of the strongest warriors in Westeros. Which episode did she have the: how to beat a knight training, I must have missed that one.

► We need Cersei’s help! After we’ve totally annihilated her entire army. Do we need those wagons with food for the winter? Nah let my Dothraki pillage for food instead, I will burn those wagons. That will surely win over the people.

References:
Red Letter Media, Rich Evans: O MY GOD!
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Martial arts sound clips: The Wu-Tang Clan
Cinemasins Ding
Thumbnail: The Order of the Greenhand

D&D stands for:
David Benioff and D. B. Weiss are the creators of HBO’s Game of Thrones.

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24 COMMENTS

  1. you can tell that the writers of the show either can't write for shit or just don't give a fuck, this is probably because they have no book material and no direction form George, hell even he's stopped watching the show now.

  2. I love the Hobbit comparison! When I watched it the first time I could see that the big arrow was a blatant rip off but you adding in the Balin narration just shows how much this show ripped off the Hobbit😂

  3. At this point the show is just saying that Bran can see anything, anywhere, I don't think they ever established concrete rules or limitations for it. It makes sense that Randyll Tarly would call Dany a foreigner. Arya didn't actually beat Brienne, they tied, and it wasn't a real fight anyway. We already saw from Jorah's fight in the Meereen pits that Water Dancers can match up well against knights. Don't get the wrong idea, I can easily see why the Arya vs Brienne fight looks silly. I think they did have a good reason for including that scene (for Sansa to see what Arya has become) but I guess they could have accomplished the same thing differently.

  4. I feel like you are nitpicking some of this. I mean the Lannisters were in the losing position but knowing Cersei's attitude and her underhanded nature, you can't just leave her to her devices. Yes she can be a threat still. ESPECIALLY considering how Dany lost her dragon and very well could lose more.

  5. Just to note, Dany is not taking about Westero's in the I want to go home scene. She's talking about the place with the red door in Braavos where Sir Willem Darry, Viserys and herself lived until his death when the servants robbed them and threw Dany and her brother onto the streets.

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