Bane of Thrones 7×07 – Petyr “CIA” Baelish Death Scene

>You killed Lysa Arryn, my aunt
Yeah, after she tried to push you out of the Moon Door because she was insane. If I let her live, she'd have almost certainly killed you at some point when I wasn't present
>You told her to kill Robert Arryn and gave her the poison
She was mentally unstable and you know it. Her rambling about something in front of you doesn't mean it was true. Even if it was, she'd have tried to kill Robert Arryn anyway because he was trying to send their son away to be the ward of Stannis and she wouldn't allow it.
>You owned the knife used in the assassination attempt on my brother
How does that make sense? I was in King's Landing when that guy tried to kill Bran. Word of him being in a coma wouldn't have even reached me at the time. What, did I send the knife ahead and tell a guy to kill Bran Stark just in case someone else threw him out of a window for unrelated reasons?
>You sold me to the Boltons
You consented, and I didn't realize how crazy Ramsay Bolton was at the time, I thought he was just a douchebag like Roose Bolton
>You betrayed my father
You can't use magical time travel visions that no one else can see as evidence, especially when they're presented by the judge's brother who has every reason to support his sister no matter what, but even if you can, I was obeying the wishes of my king (Joffrey) and didn't know that it would trigger a war. My love for your mother is well-known and it's preposterous to suggest that I would knowingly endanger her

have we started the fire?

REAL HUMAN BANE
AND A REAL CIA

If I slit your throat would you die?

"You killed Lysa Arryn, my aunt."
Littlefinger: "She didn't fly so good."

"If I betray your father and give you to a rapist sociopath, will you cry?"

R E A L H U M A N B A N E

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of the moon door

Too many fa/tv/irgins failing to defend this unscrupulous fuck. His fate was sealed as soon as he started meddling in Winterfell. He's been dead for a season at least now.

Was getting caught part of his plan?

He didn't lie so good

The only thing littlefinger couldn't outmaneuver was bad writing.

"Shitty writing".

Yeah, whatever. He's going to die the same way in the books, it's already been teased. His scheming means nothing in the face of the Long Night anyway.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Rip CIA /ourguy/

Now the North awaits America's response to the murder of their agent.

AYE SHAPPOSH MY LIFE IS AWF DAH TAYBULL ASH WHELL?

Little girls and big guys are his weakness

He almost pulled it off but he died

HE DIDN'T DIE SO GOOD

No lawyers, no witnesses. What sort of due process is this?

He didn't cry so good.

I SHAPOSHE HARRENHAL ISH OFF THE TABLE THEN

you're a little finger

Wow!!! This was such a good scene!!! I love the badassness of Sandra "I don't give a fuck bitch" xDDDDD. GURLS WILL RULE WESTEROS

Perhaps he was wondering why someone would threaten their sister before murdering for her?