If this “all Arnold Schwarzenegger movies are in the same universe” fan theory turns out to be true, the Terminator has an unhealthy obsession with Danny DeVito.
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Does this include any movie he is in. Is Batman and Passport too in the same universe?
I love how Soren pulls out the Dad voice on Dan. "You Pop Culture this problem away right this instant!" lol
Daniel always wins because he's awesome and adorable… I'm about three more comments about Daniel from being put on a list…
"Kids"? Plural? How many children does Soren have I thought it was just the one?
Is Soren actually a dad?
Fantastic as fuck 😍
these guys are quite like me,
yet, heartbreakingly, in my real life,
I have never met anyone like them/me..
if you are reading this& you are like anyone from this group,please come find me.
but..do your raping and murdering beforehand.
Either Total Recall is the first one and everything after that is just a recall which makes a lot of sense cuz he's always an action hero and stuff or Terminator one is the first one and all the subsequent movies are about how he's reprogram to protect people
{sigh}
Super forced and … like syphilitic brainy (is that a thing?)
You all forgot to mention Armies 1979 movie with Kirk Douglas titled: the Villain
Is that why the Predator asked what the hell he was? Considering it had been hunting humans for quite a while. Also explains how Arnold took so much more punishment than any of the others in the movie. Carl Weathere takes the same blast but his arm comes off. All it did was knock Arnold down no hole. Not to mention the size hole it put in Jesse Ventura.
Sorry to make this all political and stuff, but Cracked makes it a point to say how liberal they are quite often… but we’re offended in this episode that a group of women can’t tell that a pregnant Arnold in a dress is actually a man? Lol
Kindergarten Cop?
What about 80 days around the world how does that work
The Hunger Games is just this "Running Man-sian" death trap… Fixed that for you.
I loved this one!
Damn need a diagram and a graph to follow this…love it
got damn this is fantastic
Wait a minute….. What if it's not Skynet running the simulations, but the RESISTANCE! would explain all the simulations running escort and protect missions!
Terminator 1 happens; resistance gets their hands on a T-1000 and run simulations to prepare it for protecting high ranking officers; Terminator 2 happens
Anybody notice how Dan has started to tone a lot. Like his arms look more jacked than Soren's now.
Random Theory: What if John Connor isn't the hero in terminator? Ok so basically my theory goes as this: In each of the movies they send a terminator back in time to kill John Connor. Each time they fail and each time somehow Terminator tech is left behind which leads to the creation of Skynet. The John Conner Paradox leads to the creation of Skynet. In the pursuit of killing John Connor, Skynet always guarantees its creation. The fact that John Connor is the child of Kyle Reese means that time travel will be created and used. Instead of people trying to stop the creation of time travel they will be motivated to create it. Time travel allows for the birth of John Connor and also allows Skynet to send terminators back in time. The pursuit of John Connor will allow the tech to be left behind and reverse engineered in order to create Skynet. This is why John Connor is never killed by these uber powerful machines that took out almost all of humanity. It's all part of the plan.
EXPLOSION NOISE Mind. Blown.
You forgot 6th Day, what with its clone/memory shenanigans, and trying to understand what it means to be a human.
THIS IS AWESOME.
The women in Junior know Arnie's a man, they just don't care. Because equality. You assuming they're too stupid to realize he's a dude, is sexist and you should be ashamed of yourself.
WOW i missed alot of After Hours, 6 episodes to catch up on! i fell away from this awesome series because the writing took a bit of a slower turn, there are alot of pauses and non topic related jargen that seem to be boging down the feeling i use to get from watching this IMO, hopefully the 6 episodes i've missed will be a return to that hilarity =D really do luv the Cracked channel ^_^ <3
middle C
I'm just here to see how kindergarten cop fits in to this..
Edit: Glad it's included…in the video.
C for subscribe, will say that at school tomorrow