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The Game of Thrones Season 4 trailer gets the Literal Trailer treatment from Tobuscus. This Game of Thrones teaser/preview came out on a Sunday, which is when most of us watch the show, so it quickly spread around the web, making adult nerds go nuts everywhere — well, that and kids whose parents basically let them watch medieval nudity.

In the GoT season 4 preview we get to see Daenerys Targaryen’s dragons soaring above a city, showing us that they will, after 3 seasons of waiting, finally be dragon-sized. We’ve also got Peter Dinklage’s character Tyrion Lannister getting in some kind of trouble, Cersei and Jaime Lannister getting along — plus the King Slayer even gets a haircut. Jon Snow is still alive after being love-arrowed nearly to death at the end of the last season of GoT (season 3). Trailer has some more great stuff in it too, like the making of Jaime Lannister’s golden hand, Jorah Mormont getting friendzoned even harder and, of course, at least one shot of sex (because it’s GoT.) After everything that happened last season it’s hard to something about Game of Thrones funny, but Joffrey’s little kimono thing was just too much. All of this aside, I’m watching the Game of Thrones Season 4 premiere for one reason: freakin ACTUAL DRAGON-SIZED DRAGONS

The music in this Game of Thrones song was completely recomposed.

And in case you’re wondering, the song in the original Game of Thrones season four trailer is Chelsea Wolfe’s “Feral Love” (to find it, YouTube search “music theme game of thrones trailer season 4”.)

Lyrics:
Fade. Skyrim intro. Passing dragon shadow.
Baby Burger King® can’t eat ’cause he’s too stressed.
“Do you like my dress?”
Naughty crow, manless horse. See her topless even more.
Dude, I found your horse, it’s like two scenes back.
He has half the hands but talks twice the smack.
Cut to dungeon, fade to black.
They ain’t having that. They hate fades to black.
They make a big fire to prevent fades to black, but the effect is short.
Wasn’t talking ’bout him. Change the subject… horses!
But they’re all mad ’cause I made a short joke.
At least I didn’t call him a mi-ah aarh ahh aahhh!
The cast doesn’t like that joke.
The hot chicks don’t approve. Old man doesn’t approve.
His brother’s sword has mustard on it.
Changed the subject just in time.
He’s one of my favorite characters.
Hopefully they won’t kill him like they do with everyone else.
…that wasn’t him, was it? I doubt it.
They only kill extras in trailers, so most of them are screwed.
Once his hand is glued, she’s in the mood to make another one of those with her brother.
Strike a pose! Littlefinger love dem hoes.
“Aww yeah, damn straight!”
Push a tree to cut to a vague release date. Ride through the gate.
Super tall guy, (relatively). Hand in the fire.
Wants to go play, but it’s too high difficulty 🙁
The New Season gives new reasons to hate Joffrey.
Also, his mom sucks still.
They should make a book about this TV show.
Begins
Running barbarians
Winter’s coming again. Swing
CROSSFIRE
She’s hot but he’s cut off. (Him too.)
“Show them the montage now.”
Naked slapping, Snowy drama, Cross-dress, Bar fight, Snow. Still hot. STAB GROUND.
Game of Thrones
“Did you just poo poo on your pants?”
Kill off one more extra at the end.
Premieres Sunday April 6 at Ni… fade.

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