Inspiration can come at the strangest times, am I right morsels? Take my chum Gremolata Bunion (of the Newport Bunions), who was laid low this week with a head cold.
I brought her a terrifyingly healthy smoothie and found her frantically scribbling in a notebook.
âI had the most brilliant idea for improving the Democratic debates,â she said. âThey need to hire RuPaul as debate manager.â
I started to back away slowly.
âThink of it: Bernie and Biden and Bloomberg â lipsynching for their lives. With a dramatic wig snatch at the end.â
âYouâve been drinking NyQuil in the daytime again, havenât you?â I asked.
She had, but the DNC might want to consider her suggestions.
Speaking of things you canât unsee, get a load of the ensembles caught in this weekâs red carpet and runway stakeout.
Let me do something about this Headache, and Iâll file my report:
HEADACHE
Ÿ oz. blue Curacao
1 oz. light rum
1 oz. vodka
1œ splashes lemon juice
2 splashes Sprite
Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.
â drinknation.com
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