Inspiration can come at the strangest times, am I right morsels? Take my chum Gremolata Bunion (of the Newport Bunions), who was laid low this week with a head cold.
I brought her a terrifyingly healthy smoothie and found her frantically scribbling in a notebook.
“I had the most brilliant idea for improving the Democratic debates,” she said. “They need to hire RuPaul as debate manager.”
I started to back away slowly.
“Think of it: Bernie and Biden and Bloomberg — lipsynching for their lives. With a dramatic wig snatch at the end.”
“You’ve been drinking NyQuil in the daytime again, haven’t you?” I asked.
She had, but the DNC might want to consider her suggestions.
Speaking of things you can’t unsee, get a load of the ensembles caught in this week’s red carpet and runway stakeout.
Let me do something about this Headache, and I’ll file my report:
HEADACHE
¾ oz. blue Curacao
1 oz. light rum
1 oz. vodka
1½ splashes lemon juice
2 splashes Sprite
Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.
— drinknation.com
