Narrated by I.P. Freely. There is no shortage of awful movies that will make us laugh, and this right here is a bottom of the dumpster classic. ‘Edgewood Entertainment’, need I say more? They had a real thing for casting the most unlikely heroes, you’ll see. You will also see at least 3 characters from the Edgewood classic ‘Time Chasers’ which you can watch the collaborated MST3K ‘and’ Rifftrax Live version here…
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The guy shaving looks like if Greg Gagne buttfucked Peyton Manning and had a shit-baby.
When I saw the Chilean flag behind the gah-vernment official, I thought, "He's President of Texas?" Then I remembered, "Oh, right. That's Chile's flag." Normally this could be an honest mistake, but…I was born, raised, and live in Texas. Shame.
I have to disagree with the guys. The lead looks more as if Bill Murray and Phil Collins had a child… and dropped him on his face repeatedly.
So he went to the "Geronimo of Final Justice" school of getting policewomen to commit professional suicide by helping him.
"Good thing he wore his tactical Cosby sweater."
"Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon."
Did I just watch a Simpsons episode?
Hey, I went to Castleton with one of those bullies.
I hate when we repeat the riff.
But.
"Ima foreign"……damn.
Why has it taken so long for this, I hope Edgewood has an expansion library.
This is AWESOME.
Under todays rules Pistol Pete Maravich would have averaged 57 points a game for his entire college career. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk-JJX2SRHc
"Oh, mirror. Come on. Don't remind him." LOL Why does sarcasm feel so good?