Euron vs Sand Snakes and Yara – Naval Battle – Theon Jumps Ship – Game of Thrones Season 7

Interesting how we see the direwolf Nymeria show up, and then immediately after see Nymeria Sand get killed…. I guess there can only be one Nymeria

1:03 Euron landed his big cock

That Kraken axe looks badass

Let's be honest, we all have those family members we would rather jump off a ship than have to speak to at the family reunion.

Euron: "come and get her little theon!"
Theon: "………………………………IM NOT THEON! IM REEK!" [splash]

3:09 – Bloody hell, that roundhouse. He's easily double her weight, and is wearing heavy armour. Kicking him in the side isn't going to do anything.

It is quite satisfying to hear it go 'pap' when it bounces off, though.

I'm just fucking glad the Sand Snakes are dead

i'm so fucking happy that euron ripped those cunts apart, i hated the sand snakes so much

Farewell my lovely nym. You were the least offensive one.

Excellent. Those stupid useless bitches the Sand Snakes are dead.

5:50 LMAOO funniest moment in the series by far

At 0:40 he doesn't look very suprised… Like he knew what was about to happen…

6:38 if you look closely you can see Gendry still rowing

This just prooves no matter how agile and skill a women posseses she can never compete in a fight against a strong man.

Inb4 all feminist women on their period start picking on me.

Good times

Euron is badass af!

Theon could have asked for a 1v1. Euron 100% would have said yes, otherwise he would have been the cockless coward. A hostage situation isn't his style.

now that's how pirates do battle

Theon Greyjoy: The prince that was promised

#PUSSYBLOCKED

Nice title! Thx 4 avoiding spoiler-heading names

What a terrible weapon a whip is to attack an opponent off guard.

What was Theon supposed to do? It seemed as though if Theon did charge Euron, Yara would be killed.

It seems there'd be a lot of friendly fire.

Give your uncle a kiss😂

Euron Big Cock Greyjoy vs Karl Fooking Tanner – talk amongst yourselves..

fighting with a knife a curved sword a arrow a ax even a hammer is one thing but a whip who the fuck fights with a whip .. Euron overpowered her and used the whip against her if they both worked together with daggers they might have killed him ..whips are for cattle ! or for sexual S&M not for fighting

This Is why I dream and masturbate to the upcoming white holocaust daily. Washing my face with your parasitic terrorist's blood and using it as a sunscreen and lube, giggles. So many butthurt, white male rage testosterone angry that a group of beautiful ethnic woman whose beauty far outshines that of the dog aged white bitch, had the nerve to exist and be something other than blond and basic. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. Fourth Reich aka white holocaust hurry!!

So how DF did they know where they were?? Hate Theon's sister was captured, but the Sand Snakes were lowdown and deserved what they got.

Patriarchy FTW

Euron takes "crazy uncle" to a whole new level.

No I did feel bad for him. The sight of his people being tortured must have been triggering and it was his only way to survive. Brilliant acting.