Film Theory: Rey’s Parents SOLVED! (Star Wars: The Last Jedi)

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sees last picture …oh no indeed

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Remember when you predicted rougue one members would be the kinghts of Ren? I really wanted that to be true though

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The theories seem to be getting worse and worse…

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I expect him to say welcome to game theory not film theroy

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i prefer the palpatine's daughter theory,

Uhm…

That's not Luke's Lightsaber

This isn't a theory, it's a prediction. Get your game together Matt.

And then he turns out to be so wrong when the movie comes out. 😆

Wait… so after becoming the very best Jedi he goes on to stand on a cliff and stares into the distance until someone comes up to him?
Luke is Red from Pokemon CONFIRMED!

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This theory has been around for a while. I hope it's more mind blowing than that. But it makes sense seeing how Rian Johnson just got signed for a new trilogy. Something to move us away from the Skywalker Family.

MATTPAT! PLEASE DISCOVER lord of the rings! ITS A DARK RICH UNIVERSE WITH TONS OF FLUFFY POKEMON THAT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO HAVE LOTS OF THEORIES! Good day to you sir!

Dun dun dun, another theory bites the dust

I don't know if this counts but in the book it says han has three kids, Ben, anakin and a girl

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8:18 sage of six paths almighty pull

Wow…I mean, I know the series quality has been in steady decline and that more and more fans are seeing through the cracks of lazy research and fake authority….but this episode is pretty bad.

And I'm not talking as a Star Wars fanboy, here…this is just bad and a total mess.

1) That is ANAKIN SKYWALKER'S lightsaber…not Obi Wan's…this is not deep lore, here. When Obi Wan first gives Luke the saber, he outright says "Your Father's lighstaber…," this is one of the best-established up-front lore pieces from all of Star Wars…have you actually not ever seen the films, MatPat? I bet you don't even have the Prequel Trilogy on Blu-Ray….

2) Accents aren't genetic. I…really don't think I have to go into how absurd this criterion is for deducing Rey's lineage.

3) Using acting direction lines within a script as evidence isn't a very useful tool for theorizing. Luke could have known who she was already through a force vision…just like his Father used to have, and just like he had on Dagobah under Yoda's training. (Really, have you actually seen these movies?) "A Mother's embrace…" is not inherently literal…it could mean no more than, "an embrace as one a Mother would give…"

4) You talk about the theories that have been running around for a few years now, even make a joke about Threepio putting the moves on a Jawa babe (you all know that they are totally smokin' hawt babes under there, right? Rule 34.), but don't even GLANCE at the best theory out there — that Rey is Palpatine's daughter.

Now, that last theory is the one I personally put the most stock into, but I'm not saying "You're wrong because this other theory is the bestest;" I'm saying this is a piss-poor video as it pertains to the subject matter.

(But, seriously, if you haven't yet, go check out the Palpatine-Force-Creation-Daughter theory…it's the bestest)

This vid was just so…bad. And the sad part is, I'm steadily growing beyond being surprised by the lack of effort that is going into the production of the vids these days.

I mean, we all know that you're a YouTube and Social Media businessman these days, and it's pretty clear that the only reason you still release Theory Vids at all anymore (and at the pace you release them) is to stay relevant on your own channel with the least amount of effort involved while getting the easy cheddar that comes from the projected ad dollars from expected views…It's like Coca-Cola continuing to release Cherry Coke just because they know it will make them enough money to keep one of their factories in Salsburg open all year…(1.7 milliion views and 20k comments in 4 days???? Yowza, that'll pay the rent this month!)

The extremely low quality of vids these days (both FILM and GAME) reek of "paying operational costs," rather than any passion or real desire to give us – the audience – a quality experience.

And, as I said…the saddest part is that I'm not even surprised anymore. Once I stop being disappointed, then it's time for me to un-sub.

Can you figure out the relation of the movie Anastasia? It seems like the wizard Rasputin has more to his story, the queen of Russia was never present though the king is which doesn't match the story, though the queen of France is there in her place with Anastasia , can you shed some light?

Stop with those theories already, it's obvious that Rey's father is Jar Jar Binks.