Dany/Jorah may be one of the most underrated ships in the series, but I personally adore them. 🙂

Clips from season one of the TV show “Game of Thrones.”

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  1. 0:31 Oh what a hypocrite you are. You are not here to serve Viserys, but for that mad bitch's pussy. Says words of fealty only to break them later by disobeying his king. He didnt even serve her fully committed, selling her secrets. His father would have been ashamed.

  2. "I need to go to Qohor. " and all I could think was , "Making a pickles and ice cream run for my pregnant woman, everybody!" Totally random, I know, but it was absolutely the first thing I thought of.

  3. The worst part of his story is that it doesn't seem to be merely bad luck but that Jorah was actually setup to be exiled. The location where the slavers pick up the poachers he sold doesn't make sense geographically. Also, his first wife was a Hightower who are an extremely hard working and honorable family, except the one Jorah married who turned out to be a gold-digger. His first wife is also in Lys so there's an extremely good chance they run into each other again.

  4. Jorah is a walking tragedy.
    He is like the know everything tour guide.
    "Jorah, where the fuck am I?"
    "The desert, bitch.  We can't go west or south."
    "What do I pay you in?"
    "Rejection.  I basically just risk my life in battles while you give priority to Khal Drogo the rapist and Daario fun dick."
    "Mm-hmm.  I see."
    Like, come on.  Give that guy a pity fuck and some compensation for his work, then send him on his way.  Tell him: "Dude, you've got to get back on the horse.  There's a ton of widows in this god awful world who could use a man like you.  Go live your life.  Your first wife already fucked you out of it."
    Like, seriously.
    And don't tell me that pity fuck is out of the question.  She'll get hammered by that linebacker for an army, and she'll screw Daario for fun before sending him off into harm's way to get more stuff for her.
    I'd just be like: "There, see?  Did you get the curiosity out of you?  I was nude repeatedly in season one.  Go watch that."

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