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Alright y’all, we all know lots of characters die in Game of Thrones, but do you remember them all? Let’s find out!

It’s the most epic tale
On Cable now
So much death and boobs
But it’s still highbrow

Waymar, Gared, Will, Jon Arryn
Lady, Mycah, Catspaw Assassin
Ser Hugh, Some Horse, Jory Cassel
Viserys, Robert, Syrio Forel

Kill em, kill ‘em, gotta kill ‘em all
Game of Thrones!

We love the show, it’s a lot of fun
Just don’t ask George RR Martin why the books aren’t done

Varly, Mago, Othor, Qotho
Mordane, Vayon, Mirri Maz Durr
Eddard Stark, A Stableboy, Baby Rhaego
Kurleket, Vardis, Dany’s Clothes, Drogo!

Kill em, kill em, gotta kill them all!
Buy more Funko Pops, Game of Thrones!

Maester Cressen, Another baby
Bastards, Rakharo, Yoren, Lommy
The Tickler, Robar, Emmon, Renly
Rodrik, Irri, High Septon, Amory!

Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all, yeah!
Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all, yeah!
Gotta kill em all, Game of Thrones! OWWW!

The Thirteen, Alton, Jack and Billy
Alton, Matthos, Mandon, Pyat Pree
Qhorin Halfhand, Maester Luwin
Xaro Daxos, You know we just begun!

It’s a show that requires a cable TV
But if you steal your parents password then that shit is free.

Hoster, Craster, Commander Mormont
Martyn, Willem, Rickard Karstark
Slavers, Second Sons, Orell, Ros,
Catelyn, Grey Wind, Talisa, Robb!

Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all
Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all

Lowell, Polliver, Dontos, Joffrey
Rorge, biter, The Mountain (maybe),
Oberyn, Ygritte, Pyp and Grenn,
Jojen, More Babies, Shae, and Tywin!

Keep in mind these are mostly just folks who are named.
If we include the random victims, we’d be here all day.

Prostitute, peasant, peasant, soldier,
Soldier, Servant, soldier, child
Soldier, peasant, child, peasant
Prostitute, Soldier, Soldier, Servant!

Ooooh seems pretty exploitative!
Don’t like watching random extras get stabbed in the neck? Well here’s 50 more featured roles!

Mance Rayder, White Rat, Mossador, Janos Slynt
Barristan Selmy, Maester Aemon, Rattleshirt
Shireen, Selyse, and Stannis Baratheon
Myranda, Meryn Trant, Jon Snow? COME ON!?

Kill em, kill ‘em, gotta kill ‘em all
Gotta kill ‘em all, Game of Thrones!

Areo, Doran, Trystane Martell
Balon, Bolton, Walda, JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOW I CAN’T, I JUST CAN’T WITH THIS ANYMORE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN KEEP GOING!? THIS IS MOROSE, IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE… (sigh)
Shaggydog, Alliser, Olly, Osha
All the Khals, Three-Eyed Raven, Summer and Hodor!

Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all, UHHH!
Gotta kill ‘em all gotta kill them all, YEOWW!

Brother Ray, Lady Crane Waif and Blackfish
Rickon, Wun Weg, Smalljon, Ramsay,
Pycelle, Lancel, Most Tyrells Blown Away
High Sparrow, Tommen, Eat Pie Walder Frey!

Yes they’re dead and gone, sleeping in the dirt.
But now we’re up to season 7, so spoiler alert!

An entire family, jesus christ.
Sand Snakes, these guys, these guys, these guys
Olenna Tyrell, RIP
Who’s next? Who’s dead? WAIT AND SEE

Kill em, kill ‘em, gotta kill ‘em all
Ooooh, gotta kill ‘em all Game of Thrones.
Yeahhh, gotta kill ‘em all
Kill em, kill ‘em gotta kill ‘em all
Gotta kill ‘em all, Game of Thrones!

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48 COMMENTS

  1. I wonder what it'll be like to binge watch all the episodes again after watching the finale? You know, knowing whose going to be dead, seeing people you forgot about. Will it be just as exciting knowing everything?

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