In Game Of Thrones, the evil Euron Greyjoy is hardly a shakeable man, but the actor who plays him was left beyond belief as he read aloud filthy fan-fiction starring his character.
Appearing on a late night Danish TV show, Natholet, Pilou Asbæk was left with his mouth agape when he agreed to play Game Of Boners – which was a story of Euron having sex with a female reader.
Naturally, it was awkward as all hell, especially when the show’s presenter Anders Breinholt decided to put on a blonde wig to set the mood a little better.
In a story lifted straight from the depths of the internet fandom, Pilou tried his best to keep a scowl on his face as he growled through his lines, but couldn’t stop himself from cracking up.
‘Look at you, being turned on by me,’ one line read, causing him to crack up again.
In the story, the woman is specially chosen by Euron as he pillages her village, and after a small amount of fighting, they get down to some pretty graphic sexcapades.
It’s not as if the show isn’t known for its nudity and brazen sex scenes, so the fact that Pilou is blushing says a lot about the content of the story!
With the days being counted until the show is back on our screens, things aren’t looking too great for Euron as he stands as one of the bookies’ favourites to get the chop from the show first.
Euron, who has been working alongside the Lannisters for his time on the screen, has betrayed his family by killing off his brother to claim the Salt Throne.
He is now the fleet commander for Cersei, he was last seen secretly heading off to Essos to bring back an army to fight for the Queen.
Euron was noticeably missing from the new look of photographs that were sent of the upcoming season yesterday – but then again, with a world that big, he wasn’t alone.
Could it be possible he gets a happy ending (no pun intended) or that his wicked ways will catch up with him?
Game Of Thrones returns in April on HBO and Sky Atlantic.
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