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R O B ER T 'S R E B E L L I O N W A S B U I L T O N A L I E
"There's nothing between us and cersei"
Euron, despite being fucked up from his glorious book counterpart, is still the best character in this shit adaptation.
you forgot pheonix!(dany walking out of the burning hut)
That Flash sequence, that Godzilla rip-off, that Bran9000 Presterosi-style omage, that X-Men fragment, that Ghostbusters bit… all good, all great, but then I saw Stannis… and I almost cried! ;-(
Arya should be mystique.
The Robert's rebellion part was fantastic
Glad I subbed
Fake! Arya is wolverine.
I still enjoyed it as well as a majority of the fans even if it was the worse season it was still great television. I'd rather be happy with what they give, enjoy what's on my screen than bitch about little mistakes and complain about writing quality that isn't even that bad
Thank you for this.
This was perfection.
Castles are built so that even a small garrison could repel invading armies, or at least hold It for a time, Highgarden is strong fortress, and is defended by large garrison thousands of Tyrell men, yet It has been taken in a very short span of time without even sustaining real damage?? D&D's justification was that The tyrells are not strong fighters, I mean really? okay let's assume that the tyrells are not as strong as tarlys or northmen … they are still soldiers, they still know how to and can fight, and the difference in strength would be more manifested in a open field battle, not if they were behind highwalls …
Also Highgarden is in the middle of the reach, if there was an army approaching they would know, and therefore send a raven for Daenerys and hold the castle until help comes!!
I mean It's a fucking scandal! I don't know why not enough people talk about It even though It is major event that influenced the rest of the plot
are we going to ignore the fact that sansa broke guest right
>takes weeks to siege Riverrun that is taken by The Blackfish and something like "20 good men"
>literally takes Highgarden (a giant fortress of one of the most rich and well-supplied families of the kingdom who could easily endure a siege for months) in maybe a day (or 2 seconds on the episode), they didn't even bothered to tell
Sad thing is Euron (despite being totally different from books) is only one that made rational decisions this season