A war of words threatens to tear A Nephew and An Uncle apart…until they bridge the gulf between them with song. Get the song on Patreon: or iTunes
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Written & Directed by The Gregory Brothers
——Starring———–
A Nephew – Michael Gregory
An Uncle – Mikel Rouse
Trump-loving Aunt – Bev Grant
Trudeau-loving Niece – Dana Bergwall
Redskins Fan – Juan Luis De Coss
Concerned Mother – Audrey Kerzner
Obstinate Peanut Butter Lover – Samantha Wendorf
Irascible Preserve Preferrer – Frank Mazzetti
Federal Reserve GMO Vaccine Designer #1 – Andrew Rose Gregory
Federal Reserve GMO Vaccine Designer #2 – Evan Gregory
——Our Amazing Crew————–
Producer – Rebecca Lundgren
Associate Producer – Amelia Burger
YouTube Space Superstar – Taylor Sassman
Director of Photography – Steven DiCasa
1st Assistant to Camera – Cody Buesing
Art Director – Amanda Wallace
Art Assistant – Harry Kleeman
Music Assistant – Aaron Beaumont
Costuming – Bailey Nolan
Hair and Makeup – Sophie Ono
Production Assistant – Jason Malizia
Production Assistant – Aidan McCarthy
Production Assistant – Kirsten DiVenti
———-Lyrics———–
How did it ever come down to this
How could I have been so blind
My right wing uncle just doesn’t understand
But maybe THIS will change his mind
A steaming pile of socialist crap
I don’t know my nephew anymore
But I’ve got the perfect response
To finally win this Facebook comment war!
He must be lonely always being wrong,
Typing in the dark with no pants on
Can we compromise, harmonize
Come together, see eye-to-eye
Will you meet me in the middle…
of my side since i’m right?
Let’s just agree to agree with me
And stop this silly fight
Try to think outside your box
Come bathe in my insight
We can meet in the middle of my side
since I’m right
Trump is the best!
I like Justin Trudeau!
I like hot Canadians
Okay maybe you should move up there then
Sounds good, I love free medicine!
Football is too violent
Football is too violent
Go Redskins
That’s racist
You are so P.C.!
I love peanut butter
I prefer preserves
How are you related to me?
You only friended morons who agree with you
And it’s dumbing down your dumb stupid head
You’re in an idiot sandwich
And the internet is the bread
Come meet me in the middle…
of my side since you’re wrong.
Tear down the wall between us
Over here’s where you belong
It’s not too late for you to admit
You’ve been mistaken all along
We can meet in the middle of my side
since you’re wrong
Racism, Feminism, Flat-earth-ism, Circumcision
Is there any politician we could throw in prison
Do I dab or twerk, Gif or Jif,
And can I call a hot dog a sandwich
Is the Federal Reserve using GMOs
To 3D print vaccines that make babies explode
What color was the dress, the two-state solution
Every single problem has a simple resolution!!!
Just meet me in the middle of my side
Since you’re dumb
You can practice having half a brain
Giving my posts upward thumbs
I’ve got all the answers
What a shame that you’ve got none
Just come meet me in the middle
Just come meet me in the middle
Just come meet me in the middle of my side
Since you’re dumb
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I'm sending a link to a person next time I argue w someone online
This is too perfect!!!!!
Can I get some subs
I want that outro version of this song, it sounds great!
that's so funny!
People still think it's white and gold?
Should be obligatory in music class
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This is actually pretty great! not only the lyric is hilarious, but the voices are beautiful
We goin find youuu
Yo he looks so good in a dress, no joke
idk should i send this to my entire family?
you can can meet in the middle on some things. but others are clear right and wrong.
1:18 The creepiest moment in Schmoyoho history
I love this
This is the greatest thing you guys have done in such a long time! Have all of my likes.
God yes his voice. Eargasms to the max.
This is the best content you've produced in years, and that's high praise because all your content is amazing.
I disagree to disagree, but I hope this is an Actual Uncle and not an actor "being" one
… there's "talent" and then there's Talent, know what I'm typing?
This Uncle has both kinds, and we should see and hear more of him on this channel, please.
This is truth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dumb and should feel ashamed.
La meilleure vidéo de tout le Youtube Game… Hier, toute ma classe chantait ça par coeur
Way too smoochy for me.
Is this Michael's voice? It's really good! I'm surprised
Im Alt-Center. So lets analyze this logic. Destroy Deep State Globalism or not Destroy Deep State Globalism? What is the middle??
reminds me of a low budget church service production. except for some reason i feel this has less sodomy involved.
Go drateR! ur so PC if that offends u.
Underrated.
Such a awesome video.
This is EXACTLY like an 80s showtune! Are you the new Andrew Lloyd Webbers?
just curious- is evan voicing michael's character or am i just going crazy??
If only someone would listen to all my answers…
peace comes when truth brings justice on those who do harm. right now America is over taxed for war and war promotes murder. business is good in America because capitalism and war go hand in hand. all while you all are monitored to exploit your minds to pay more then any generation previously to a empire of sin and mass murder. so I guess videos like this solves our problems…
Showtunes should be illegal. This is just wrong.
Will this be the final act in "Centrism The Musical?"
It's 2017, people still argue on facebook?
world peace achived
Never disappoint! I love you guys!!!! All the way from japan
Songify "Eddie the eagle"
This should be the Internet's anthem.
This is so beautiful.
sounds like your fucking your uncle.
For some reason I feel like I was properly seduced