LITERAL Dead Island 2 Trailer

Dead Island 2 Trailer – Literally (I find this nice to jog to)
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Here are the lyrics, juuustt in case
Playstation.
Deep Silver. Still.
Get a good look at the road I’ma run on.
Shoes tied nice, make sure there’s no dirt on em.
Yeah. That’s perfect.
Check it out.
Both legs.
Kick it out.
Get ready.
Stretch it out.
Close up on the bulge.
Do the washing machine.
Close up on the bulge.
Feel the bulge.
Pat the bulge.
Good bulge.
Living the dream.
Crack the neck (twice).
Perfect Eyebrows? Check.
Perfect Teeth? Check.
Perfect hair that blows in the wind? Check.
Insignificant flesh wound?
Cover it up with the white and gold.
Turn it up.
Show the gold. Yeah.
Close up on a picture perfect fitness guy.
Listenin to music while he exercises.
Look down at his muscles periodically.
Gotta make sure he’s the best thing on the be-he-he-heach.

I’ma jog right until I throw up. (Hooo)
I’ma jog right until I throw up.

He sees a girl then indicates he got a sweet six pack.
Assume that she liked it but don’t look back.

She didn’t like that – she don’t like it neither
when a couple zombies come out and start to eat her.

I’ma jog right until I throw up. (Hooo)
I’ma jog right until I throw up.
I’ma jog right until I throw up. (punch punch punch punch)
I’ma jog right until I throw up. (Hooo hooooo)

Hawaiian shirt hat guy’s shotgun blasts
kill every zombie in the whole city (cept that one)
(and that one in the background)
(there’s a lot actually)
He failed.
He’s dead.
That sucks.
Sh**.
Here come the VIP zombies on their stretch limo.
Disregarding safety doing
Venice Beach donuts.
Lumberjackin Limo driver fells a tree.

News helicopter shoots in 360 degrees.
Thanks the zombies for the arial shot.
This segment’s probably gonna blow up.

Oh noo. Oh noo.

Then picture perfect fitness guy develops varicose veins.
Still living the dream, just with less living.

Crack the neck two more times and then,
open up and show them pearly whites again.

Zombie loses his new Donald Trump wig.
Arm rejects artificial bicep thing.
I’ma jog right until I throw up. (Oooh)
Zombie eyes then start to fog up.

Picture Perfect Fitness guy’s slightly less perfect now.
Hawaiian shirt hat guy looks about the same. GRANDMA.
Car-jumping zombie jumps on a car – that’s his thing.
Hothot rollerskating zombie starts spinning.
Someone call security. Oh, you did.
Someone call the zombie with the boogie-board. Oh you did.
Someone call Scooby Doo!
… How is that relevant?
Why don’t you ask him yourself.

From the background comes the Mystery Machine.
Cause Scooby Doo’s team’s not afraid of nothing.
It’s time for your close up.

Get the Body You Deserve” says the perfect picture of the Picture Perfect guy from back when Picture Perfect guy was picture perfect.

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