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Lyrics:
R Star.
This is where your 2018 is gonna take place.
Sleepy time’s over.
Time to watch another man eat your soup,
then probably kill you.
Rockstar Games Presents:
A simple time –
with wagon rides,
and bad horse guys.
But when you nod at birds,
do people die?
Have you heard of this?
“All my life.”
Red Dead II Redemption II
I just said “II” 1 too many times,
cut to Choo-Choo.
“I’d prefer if you’d call it a g**dam train.”
Whip a pistol.
Turn a horse on a hill.
SNOW GALLOP.
Time to make a withdraw.
You don’t have an account here…
Oohh, NICE dress!
Manly horse-chase.
Manly train-fight.
Manly man-to-man hand-to-hand.
Horse Power.
NICE napkin!
Day fight
Gator bite
Bet they don’t have an invite.
Bow and Arrow
Bear impale a bearded fellow.
“Jersey Shore is crazy.”
Save a guy, lasso horse.
Grab a dude’s suspenders.
Stab a shoulder
Safe explosion
Two-gun
Buttstroke
“… it’s called Buttstroke really?”
“Sure is.”
“Nuh-uh.”
“That’s right.”
“When you hit somebody with the back of your rifle…”
“That’s raht.”
“…it’s called buttstroke?”
“Sure is.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeeap.”
Red Dead Redemption II

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