Here’s me commentary on some enjoyable robbery fails.
Source videos:
Smashing glass with jewelry inside
Convenience store guy foils robbery in Calgary
Sikh store guy fights robber and wins
Bag snatcher smashes into glass door gets knocked out
McDonalds drive through robbery fail
Shop owner sprays robbers with bear spray
Thief steals a purse and immediately crashes his moped
Intended as a work of Fair Dealing – parody, satire, commentary, review.
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2:14 smooth George Clooney… 😂😂👏 Can't stop,
You did commentary on a video about kids in a mosh pit. You should do a part 2, and use this footage .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1j2jk7Qoto … you would be brilliant w/ this one.
"Sikh moves" god bless you for that comment lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love when I see my city on these things. I need to go meet those shop owners. Looked like a couple of Canadian videos too.
Ozzy my man how can I send u a video of a big fuckoff lightning bolt hitting me street
lmao the wife kicking him in the head
The guys trying to rob the ciggys is Canada as well. Calgary AB to be exact.
Ooi fuck to UK this is my home and I happen to like it here
Enjoyed the video, but not the lady kicking the thief in the head. Thats plain old assault. http://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/c-46/section-265.html, in canada is is called assault. Bullshit, if she can get away with it then why the fuck do we have the laws in the first place.
Yeah he tried to rob you, but that gives you no fucking reason to try kill him when hes pretty much held down.
Kiwi accent was spot on
Samsung advert is missing the swearing. Didn’t quite feel right. I think you need to fix that
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Has anyone found the glass banging at 2:25 remixed in a music video?
The mcdonalds robber should have used the window above it haha
Hey Ozzy, big fucking fan of your shit reviews. Just kidding, they're not shit, and I'm not a huge fan, I'm just a really skinny one. So anyways, I'm from Costa Rica, and we recently got a peculiar jewelery store robbery that happened in a mall. It got quite viral in here. You can see the video of it in this link https://youtu.be/lgXfg3W485Y?t=19 (with timestamp of where it starts and stuff, and it's the most HD I could find without shitty watermarks). Hope you enjoy it and if you decide to put it in one of your reviews or your mega compilations, then that would be sweeeet. As far as copyright and that, the video I gave you doesn't even have any watermark like others did, and it's an indirect recording so I guess you shouldn't worry about take downs…and also because in my country they usually don't give too much fucks about that anyways, they're busy chasing mexican jewelry robbers. Anyways, have a good one. Pura vida!
Frontiersman bear spray FTW!
What kinda of fucking moron would have run in to that glass? Understandable if it had just been a clear path, but there was a fucking pot plant in front of it. What, did he think the mall was just trying to troll it's own customers by blocking the actual door?
The cunt robbing Maccy D shoulda had hot oil from the fryer poured on his arms! The wanker was there long enough.
Do a colab with Marcus Dibble
Always love halfwits deciding to mess with Sihks.
Ozzy 👍
You deserve more subs than this
Oye mayte you need to get more subs than fuckin pewds
The bear spray kick in the face combo was legendary lmfao!!!!! I'll be using that
o bhan ka loda madarchod it is Hindi abuses for you
Are u even gonna do a meetup? I live in Perth and love ya stuff mate
McDonald's = 1
Crazy Wanker = 0
oh yeah
Love the kicks to the head by the Misses there. Top notch move!
Lmao!
When I Laugh I Pee a Little and I Fart Blood!!!
Please make an another video on destination "fu*ked"..
oh fuck bear spray hell naw
you know your life is bad when you can't get a job at McDonald's so you try to rob it and fail at that
You should check out lingerie bowling
GOOD TO BE FUCKING HOME
Well if he can't do such basic geometry, I think I know why he resorted to crime.
1:56 i literally fell from my chair laughing 😂😂😂😂
Hi cunt
Oh my god! Fucking legend
oi mate. What the fuck happened in October!?? Im scared and need to know
I read the title as Rubbery Fails
"I don't know why anyone would wana fuck with me to be honest" hehehehe😂😂 this one got me.