PKA 230 w/ Murkas Girlfriend: Pick a Girl, Fight an Animal, Poetry Battle Commentary

**Timeline can be found further down the description**
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* – Sources of Topics (wherever possible) below Timeline:
0:00:00 – Kyle introduces Sponsor (Crunchyroll)
0:01:40 – Kyle introduces the Guest, Melissa
0:02:37 – Melissa’s penis drawing of Wings & the FPS Bootcamp
0:05:55 – Kyle’s fuzzy camera and oldschool adult films/magazines
0:07:51 – Melissa is asked the mermaid question
0:11:44 – Woody got invited to a threesome (and “Big Love” on HBO*)
0:17:58 – Sister Wives (Reality Show)*
0:21:14 – Civ talk and waking up late because of all-night gaming
0:26:18 – Woody fixed a lawnmower (lawnmower and drone talk)
0:28:50 – Taylor & Melissa have some hands-y fun under the table
0:32:31 – Kyle shows off some “Rolling Spider” Drones (continues until 0:42:48)
0:33:50 – Video – Drone targets Bride and Groom*
0:37:41 – Another of Woody’s dogs’ might be passing & getting a new dog
0:42:55 – George Zimmerman got shot*
0:47:30 – Video: Slam Poetry destruction (brutal)* and reaction
1:00:06 – Slingblade (movie)* discussion (Spoilers, duh)
1:04:00 – How did Taylor and Melissa meet?
1:11:20 – Being introverted or extroverted & the centre of attention
1:16:10 – Woody is Aquaman and what Superhero would Kyle be?
1:20:00 – Earthquake in Nepal and poor people dying
1:23:51 – Kyle being devious with business transactions
1:27:26 – What did 13 Year Old you consider to be the best thing ever?
1:37:00 – Catching cows
1:38:18 – Woody’s surfing days and his balance-board
1:40:34 – Game of Thrones talk (Book and Show spoilers, duh)
1:43:00 – Knife talk (Video: extremely long knife*)
1:47:00 – Woody and Colin test the balance-board & Jackie’s ice cream maker
1:50:04 – Taylor worked at Ben & Jerry’s (for one day)
1:54:12 – Woody’s dad’s tireless work ethic (plus Melissa working at Gamestop)
1:59:08 – Kyle’s interests as a teenager & first cars (Woody’s car crash)
2:07:44 – Which girl would you choose? (plus Woody’s Happy trail interest)
2:39:09 – Would Melissa consider another a girl in the relationship?
2:41:04 – Woody can hold his breath in a Hot Tub
2:44:09 – Woody’s moving into his new Home
2:45:46 – Westboro Baptist Church are going to Iraq* & Mexican Cartels
2:48:23 – Beating up random strangers in a line
2:50:14 – Gun talk: Taylor wants a pistol & Kyle’s arsenal
2:54:56 – How’s Woody finding his new home?
3:00:50 – Holding a heavy rifle
3:01:30 – Taylor & Melissa have some hands-y fun under the table (Round 2)
3:02:15 – What mammal do you think you could beat up? (Video: man fights deer*)
3:11:58 – What game do you think is an art Masterpiece?
3:15:26 – Heavy Rain & Bioshock talk (Story Spoilers, duh)
3:23:11 – Kyle’s drone is broke and Ikea furniture assembly sucks
3:28:01 – People in Kyle’s life aren’t good with TVs
3:31:15 – Kyle’s PO Box gifts (GoT lore book, Russian hat and more)
3:34:48 – Kitty’s candle/fragrance business* (and Kyle’s contribution to it)
3:37:31 – Kyle’s upcoming business trips and the PKA Paintball event
3:40:38 – Woody calls it a Show

SOURCES FOR TOPICS:
0:11:44 – Big Love on HBO:
0:17:58 – Sister Wives:
0:33:50 – Drone targets Bride and Groom:
0:42:55 – George Zimmerman got shot:
0:47:30 – Slam Poetry destruction:
1:00:06 – Sling Blade:
1:43:00 – Absurdly large knife video:
2:45:46 – WBC going to Iraq:
3:02:15 – Man tries to fight deer:
3:34:48 – Kitty’s candle/fragrance business:

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