Twitter is full of people with too much time on their hands so obviously there is a thread that compares the characters from “Game of Thrones” to sandwiches.
If you’re asking yourself, “Why would someone do this?” then perhaps you need to go to Google and read about memes. For the rest of you ― those informed on the tendencies of Weird Twitter ― please enjoy the sandwich stylings of @ameliaLKD.
Astutely, Amelia compares Tormund Giantsbane to a Reuben and cites that he is both “meaty” and “filling,” but also “a big red boi.” She also goes the extra mile and finds that Lord Varys is most similar to a hoisin duck sandwich because he is “fresh” and “went abroad once and now knows everything, apparently.”
Jaime Lannister – BLT
Popular
Rugged, yet classy
Something for everyone
Probably bad 4 u
Looks tempting but actually a bit limp and disappointing pic.twitter.com/z8s2TA4WqH— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
Jorah Mormont – Ham & Cheese
A classic blend of flavors
Golden tones with a little skin
Dependable
Always there for you if you’re stuck for choice
A l w a y s pic.twitter.com/SPSs0knJHG— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
Euron Greyjoy – Egg Mayo
Sour and unusual
Cheap
Everyone at the party hates it apart from that one person
(That one person is Cersei) pic.twitter.com/LjOIAeptio— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
Tyrion Lannister – Cheese and pickle
Classic
British
Bitter, yet a little sweet
The pickle is probably big, let’s face it
A sandwich we can all root for pic.twitter.com/Snc4GcjyQs— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
Perhaps the biggest disappointment of a sandwich on the list is Jon Snow, who is not a sandwich at all. Amelia simply cites him as “just bread.”
“Add literally anything else for it to be interesting,” she writes in a devastating blow.
Such art. We’re intrigued and also hungry. What a time to be alive.
