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You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
You got a new favourite show? It’s called Game of Thrones
WELL I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
I SAID I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS

I read them years ago,
So don’t tell me about Jon Snow.
‘Cause I already know
I’ve got a signed copy of a Feast for Crows
Then a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons
A six year wait for a Dance with Dragons
I waited six FUCKING years for a Dance with Dragons
and NOW YOU JUMP ON THE FUCKING BANDWAGON? AARGH.

I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
I SAID THE FUCKING BOOKS TWICE.
DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT SPOILERS.
WINTER HAS BEEN COMING FOR SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS.

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
HIS NAME IS JOFFREY NOT JEFFREY
GET A FUCKING LIBRARY CARD
OR A KINDLE

What’s wrong with you people?
No one reads any more
Your imagination is a fun place to explore
Go to a library or a fucking book store
Take it from me, you’ll enjoy the books more

HARRY POTTER
The book was better
THE HUNGER GAMES
The book was better
THE LORD OF THE RINGS
The books were probably better
THE CAT IN THE HAT
THE BOOK WAS BETTER

And whilst I’m on the topic, what the fuck is with movies based on board games?
Battleship: The Movie?
D9, I sunk your battleship. MOVIE OVER. FUCK OFF.

Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of YOUR imagination

Written & Performed by The Axis of Awesome
With Special Guests
Jay Laga’aia as Khal Drogo
David Cunningham as George R. R. Martin
Emelia May as the primary recipient of the rage
Betty Buckley as Old Woman at JB Hi-Fi.

Directed and Edited by Alex Gabbott
Uploaded in 4K, y’know… if you want to play it at your cinema or something.

Special thanks to our fans for translations.
Valentin Beunard – French
Ana XXI – Spanish

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35 COMMENTS

  1. Wait…wait…was that Dan Radcliffe whom they threw the HP book at?? Because it sure looks like him.

    But adding "Romeo & Juliet" to your in-video references isn't very fair, since Shakespeare wrote it as a play & always intended it to be heard & seen, not read. 😉

  2. Books are most of the time better but not always. Has anyone of you ever read Forrest Gump?
    So you mean telling me, that there's a book?
    Yup. And a reason why the book isn't known…

  3. REally didn't care for this video!  Loved your others though (4 chords, etc.) seemed way too aggressive towards women (I know it's called 'Rage' — still didn't like it.) Lighten up and let's have some real comedy, not anger–it's not funny, dude.  (I did read all the books and watched the dramas–can't wait for the next one!–and your FUNNY videos!!) Take care.

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