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You are hilarious. So good.
Portland organ
so naTe is not dead?
no Has in the word Sam pepper thinks means yes that killed me edit:DAMN destrey is hot from 0:00 to 8:51 and I live in Florida……
5:35 Is it just me or is this racist? Dont mean to be rude, just dont think it is a appropriate joke to make about hair.
I would rather die than someone having to soffer hate
Actions hurt but words stab
My boyfriend wants to move to Florida
WTF
What the hell am I doing? I’m watching stranger things that’s what I’m doing!
i pooped in a hat then hid it under my bed then took it out 3 month later and put in the girls locker room at school
oh baby come into my private corners
EXTERMINATE!
Good fucking song
damn he got deep
DOCTOR WHO YESSS
Ik I would have stood up due to my mother being killed by a man who she stood up too and that broke me…..I promised myself I would always stand up for one another.
Im dont watch Game Of Thrones because im to busy watching Destry
Why are you so awesome? I just learned not to eat while watching your videos. DALEKS! You're the best.
6:05 deastry looks like a rapist how sell or use drugs
eating
“His hair looks like a bunch of burnt Cheetos”
food goes everywhere, and now my nose burns
the weirdest place i have poop is on a dig trud
Doesn't destrean look like Ronnie Radke from falling in reverse
What those guys did. I hope they get cursed for it. People like those guys just make me sick. I bet their prison bunk mates are having fun harassing them.
That robot is a sin what the fuck man!!
Robot: How old you?
Kid: 10
Robot: Oh baby come into my private corners.
Me: laughs WHAT?
THE DOCTOR WHO REFERECE YES
Neir auto mata
Hey I'm in Florida….but true I guess I rage at people in mlp roblox
I lost it at the Doctor Who reference 😂😂😂😂
in my backyard
Sh*t.. I live in Florida .-.
That explains a lot.. ._.
"For those of you not watching the show what the #;$! Are you doing?!"
Me: watching your videos..
lets all pray for these two heroes
Holy shit when he said THE DALEKS ARE HERE I flipped out mannnnnn I fucking love doctor who
HE LIVES IN PORTLAND…
I LIVE IN PORTLAND AHHHHG YAAAS
“Spiky haired demon” 😂😂
um i dont watch that cause i watch your videos
yes, may i have 20 albums of the song plz?
"For does of you who are not watching this show what are you doing?" Being a little 6th grader and watching wtf news.
rick best looks like the guy from hitman
rick best looks like the guy from hitman
well shit now i'm sad
YOU HAVE SINED ENTERING TURRET MODE PEWPEWPEEPEWPEWPEPWPEPWPEPWEPWEPWEWPEPEWPEWPEWP
Ppl from Florida are weird. My friend who moved from Florida to were I live LITTERALY SMELLS MY FUCKING HAIR!!!!
The robot reminds me of Futurama.
i'm watching american horror story