In The Game of Thrones finale: episode 7 – The Dragon and The Wolf, poop hit the fan and well, we got some unanswered questions: why was no one terrified of the dragon? And just how long were the White Walkers waiting for a dragon to come along for them to kill and resurrect?

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  1. so the arya/sansa thing was incredibly last minute. there was a deleted scene where she went to go see her brother right before the final ep. but it was not planned all along between them

  2. I think either Dany or Jon die, but not both, one of them. Cercei might not die, but end up with some sort of shitty life, like her baby ends up being retarded or a dwarf, and she's poor, shunned. Many things didn't make sense, and you can feel it was a bit rushed.

  3. Re: Sansa and Arya: In my headcannon, Littlefinger was eavesdropping, thinking Arya didn't know. Like, he thought he was manipulating Sansa, but he was being manipulated by them. They could have shown that, but that thought makes the scene work for me.

  4. There's a scene that was cut from the finale (well more than one, but this one in specific) where Sansa takes her suspicions about Arya to Bran, who basically tells her everything about Littlefinger and how he's responsible for their father's death and everything that happened to her (Sansa). I wish they had kept it in, but if they had it would have ruined the dramatic effect of the trial scene, so… 😐

  5. Pretty confident about the following:
    1.) Dan is hot.
    2.) Tyrion doesn't want Jon's dick fudging up the nice bow he just tied on the line of succession during the conclusion of his and Cersei's conversation. It didn't end with "you're pregnant" even though it started with "Dany listens to me" so I'm almost certain he guaranteed that after the Great War, regardless of if Cersei ends up headless, her baby will follow Dany as the rightful successor. Which is why he wants Jon's swimmers completely clear of Dany's petrified eggs, just in case; hence, boat sex scowling.
    3.) None of that will matter though because PLOT TWIST, Cersei will die in childbirth and therefore both Jamie and their dwarf son will fulfill the Maggie the Frog prophecy. Tyrion will raise it to lead House Lannister.
    4.) Jorah becomes the new leader of the Night's Watch
    5.) Gendry is legitimized as the head of House Baratheon after having an awkward "sorry my dad killed your real dad" convo with Jon
    6.) Sansa will rule House Stark in Winterfell
    7.) Theon will rule House Greyjoy and adopt an orphan because apparently he's completely redeemed now even though Yara is already dead
    8.) Edmure Tully will rule the Riverlands with the only cute Frey girl ever
    9.) Power vacuums will be filled in Dorne, High Garden, The Twins, and Harrenhal
    10.) No one will sit the Iron Throne. It will be replaced with another Westeros table and all the great houses will run the place with a single representative in a type of Senate

    You can't tell but I'm bowing gracefully as I exit…
    Stay classy, fictional incest enthusiasts

    P.S. Drogon will switch sexes (as foreshadowed) and the dragons will reproduce

  6. I mean John's already the King of the North and bangin the queen of dragons, nothing good can come of knowing his true origin. I wonder if they're gonna have a fight club style jux-to-position moment where he finds out and is like "oh fuck".

  7. Okay so like, it's not great that this episode is narrated by ONLY white men… there's no women, there's no minority person, there's nobody outside their age group… but I'm pretty concerned that there isn't a single person in this episode whom doesn't wear glasses. It's cool that everyone here had a beard, but like, glasses? Why!?

  8. The ending scene of the series finale will be Jamie standing behind Dani with a sword in his hand . . . as Dani is yelling, "Burn them all, Burn them all!" . . . mark my words.

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