The Game Of Thrones Trailer Is Here And We’ve Got Theories

Where's our episode review??!!!

I would suggest the Cracked team do an entire video on the history of castration. I've had a very successful sexual relationship with a castrated man and almost everything was exactly the same. George R.R Martin generally bases his writing on real historical figures, wars and politics. I believe I'm right in saying that historical castration served the purpose of preventing the queen from getting pregnant, while they more than adequately serviced her needs – without their reproductive capability. While the purpose of castration among the unsullied is to concentrate their loyalties and prevent sexual distraction and romantic allegiances, he clearly has sexual desire for this beautiful woman and presuming it's the testicles that have been compromised, he would still benefit from direct attentions to his..manhood and could participate and be satisfied by the full range of sexual activity. (Seminal fluid comes from the prostate not the testicles and following stimulation my partner often experienced full body and even multiple orgasms much like a female and after 30 years of perfectly healthy sex life before castration he claims to have had much more intense and enjoyable sex afterwards) I'm sure much could be gleaned from a thorough dig into the history of castration under the guise of researching the sexual prospects for the unsullied. In addition, the hormonal shift of castration is supposedly responsible for the appearance of Varys, who is fat, bald and effeminate, so if the castration among the unsullied is physical/literal, would this be the smartest move when creating an army of dedicated soldiers? I find this inconsistent and would love to compare histories revelations with my personal experience.

I fucking HOPE Gendry is back

how do you not know who the enemies in each direction are

If sand snakes mom and Greyjoy can get together. What is stopping Greyworm… again??

the mountain looks like a dalek fucked a cyberman

Hey Soren im willing to teach you what you can do in the bedroom without a penis wink wink

…Are the Lannister soldiers armed with the crowbars from Half Life? (~30 seconds in)

and Flowers is another bastard name. Highgarden

Jon, please don't fuck Daenerys, she got all the STDs from Drogo and Daario.

The warhammer kinda looks like it may be an axe. It's a funny angle.

Hey Daniel, got something for you to check out. youtube dot com slash sexplanations. I feel you could really use this in your life.

My guess: Season 7 is human-on-human war and season 8 we get human-on-walkers war.

Can start throat snow whole interaction increase previous.

Lame of drones.

This is the fourth time. Same long, unskippable ad.

this season is gonna suck dick

Why do Starks love beating up Baelish? I'm surprised Bran hasn't kicked his ass yet

The cup went missing many a good tips!!! Nice vid….enjoys you guys, as always!!

I care about the dragons

that was a perfect Davos impression

I don't even watch game of thrones but this is still hilarious to me

Enemies to the west are the Iron Islanders.

Ugh, you mother fuckers need to do something abt playing the same unskippable ad on every video. Two ppl I shared the crackedee gospel w/ have stopped watching your videos cuz they hate listening to that same fucking ad every 6-10 min.

Yea, I told them to grow the fuck up, but it didn't help. At least have, like, 3 diff unskippable 30sec ads on random or some shit.

Anyway, liked, added, shared ✌👍👽

The are just regurgitating everything Alt ShiftX said in his video….. but I don't hate it. Just give some credit man.

how dare you assume we do t care about the dragons. I know that's how I ended up addicted to this show….member

George R.R. Martin = modern day shakespeer.

This is b/s, no theories we didn't understand already just a bunch of old guys cracking lame jokes

You can have sex whilst castrated, a large part of sexual pleasure and arousal comes from psychological causes and there are numerous erogenous zones on the body that are not related to genitalia. Deaney Obeany is wrong.

Where DID the cup go?!🤣 🤣🤣(2:55)

This breakdown was already better than all of season 5.

Game of Trash is all white pro-inbreeding nazi propaganda.

One million subs, Dayum!
How come I've never heard of this channel? Well I'm a subber now! woot woot

When Jon chokes LF I hope he shits his LittleFinger pants!
squeeeeeeeze Jon Squeeeeeeeze

"Winter is coming" has been replaced by "The Great War is Coming!"

Thanx guys, y'all are fun!

I have given you guys chance after chance after chance and this was the last time. Have you people ever made a video where the clearest objective isn't to show every youtube viewer how in love you assholes are with the sound of your own voices? And to use them to fill the video with obvious "insights" (I'm being both sarcastic and generous calling them insights) but also what can only be called what ever the opposite of funny is. I'm done. May you be cursed to relive the trivial irritation of your own mediocrity for ever.

Cersei – "Enemies in the south"
Cracked – "There are no enemies in the south"

Don't act like fans if you can't even remember such small details. Dorne is in the south, and they are their enemies.

Cersei – "Enemies in the north"
Cracked – "What enemies in the north?"

Uhh, even if she doesn't know about Jon being king in the north at that point every single northerner aside from the Bolton's hate the Lannisters. It is also clear that Roose Bolton never considered the Lannisters friends.