This Infomercial Parody Is the Perfect Answer to Every Weight Loss Ad
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Woman in Bikini – Aqueela Zola
Muscular Guy – Kenny Carter
Ripped Guy – Andrew Golubic
Smokin’ Hot Girl – Alyssa Esparza
Average Guy – Nathan Caywood
Joe Schmo – Tony Rodriguez
Stunningly Beautiful Woman – Arielle Reitsma
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Director – Mitch Magee
Writer – Mike Trapp
Producer – Rachel Roderman
Cinematography – Nate Cornett
Editor – James Fitzpatrick
President of Original Content – Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer – Spencer Griffin
Director of Production – Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production – Michael Schaubach
Production Manager – Sam Kirkpatrick
Casting Director – Chrissy Fiorilli-Ellington
Hair and Makeup – Anna Maija Webb
Script Supervisor – Shawn Tira
Production Coordinator – Braedi Siemers
1st Assistant Director – Brooks Kephart
Sound Mixer – Eva Rismanforoush
1st Assistant Camera – Ben Molyneux
2nd AC/DIT – Giselle Gonzalez
Gaffer – Jeff Marlowe
Key Grip – Hunter Rogers
Best Boy Electric – Mitchell Brown
Best Boy Grip – Benny Terrientes
Post Production Supervisor – Evan Watkins
Post Production Coordinator – Andrew Mallonee
Head Assistant Editor – Phil Fox
Production Legal – Karen Segall
Production Accountant – Christine Rodriguez
Intern – Alan Michnoff
Kyle Vorbach
Motion Graphics – Bill Bergen
Key PA – Will Kreisberg
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hahahahaha.!!! I get it
Yeah well thanks to my genetics I look like I'm a fucking emaciated African child.
Hope this video didn't discourage people from actually exercising. It helps.
High metabolism is a curse. I have to eat so much just to be underwieght as im a runner.
And I'm stuck with crippling anxiety
Thanks to my amazing genetics, I can be ugly and fat!
Buy your genetics today! BUT WAIT there’s More! Order now and you get an exemptionally slow metabolism! Haha! Say hello to obesity
There's one there more important than genetics in life: Money! The more you have, the better a person you'll be.
…….TODAY!!!
What about crispr?
1.20 That eyes,ALIEN!! XD
Lololololololololol
Genetics does help but what makes most bodies gain weight is too much sugar. You know one thing most perfect bodies don't eat; CANDY! also junk food which includes most chips and not a lot of fried foods. It's not magic it's just good habits, drinking and smoking is fine but drinking a six pack a night will destroy your six pack 9 out of ten times.
Um actually you can check out your mutations with 23andme and it can help to make your life better without a doctor
Lol all of this is going to change very soon with CRISPR and all that.
When genetics give you a strong and naturally healthy body but you still look ugly
this clip was chasing me for days
sounds like a nice package, so. where can I sign up for it?
ROFL
Man when did CollegeHumor stop being funny and start pushing liberal shit
i have something better in my family alcoholism and bipolar disorder yay! and depression and anxiety and bad knees and bad back and suicidal. . . yay
100% natural methods 😀 XD
My genetics didnt make me strong bit made me really smart. Should i just be satisfied or return it for doing the wrong thing?
thx to geneics who make me 5"5' tall in 16
That might change with crispr technolgy though
Eugenics. We need to return to the nazi days
Bastards! xDDDD
Both of my parents were attractive club dwellers with rather high IQs blessing me with those same properties!
However, cancer runs strong through both sides as well as anxiety, ADHD, and Misophonia (Look it up). All of those things I severely have. And I'm pretty awkward. But I have a pretty good metabolism! Thanks Genetics!
you can see the pain in the poor actors eyes, as he has to sit there and claim the body he probably spent years working on was gifted to him by luck. genetics plays a role sure but 30 years olds dont just grow abs. at least not commonly
I gained 3 pounds just by watching this video ….
Everyone on my dads side is so tall and blonde and they have HUGE LIPS. And my moms side is short and curvy and tan. And I'm some weird messed up version of it all. Tall and THIN AF with lips too big for my face. legit look like a cartoon character. Thanks genetics for people commenting how thin I am and telling me that I need to be thicc to be considered pretty. I really wish I wasn't body shamed but hopefully I can fill out like my mothers side
I'm waiting for CRISPR to render the end of this commercial invalid and let everyone become superhuman…
Genetics totally works! Thanks to it I'm 6'4 and 220lbs with 16% body fat and I never had to do anything! Thanks genetics 😉
Why isnt this adam ruins everything
Hah. 2014 vids are so cute. Human Genome project underway. Likely ending result? Armies of Chris Evanses.
I'll never have Parkinson's disease. Whee!
Why did they just change the thumbnail
I have super metabolism that make me can eat anything i want, 100% me
"I'll never get Parkinson's disease. wHeE "
I don't need your symmetical faces or rippling abs, I have the ability to attract dodgeballs to my face, even when I'm in chess club.
to bad they did not mention genetics making them less stupid
when u re japanese ;-;) me
14,98? Now that´s a great offer
A genetics. The body you don't want, with a short lifespan you dont need.
well this made me hopeless
Thanks to genetics, I'm autistic (No seriously)
YOU can’t choose your genes but your parents CAN
The CRISPR Commercial
CRISPR, Beeyatch!!
Mmhm. And what did I get?