Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes
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Homer Simpson sure has some funny quotes! He may not be the brightest guy in Springfield, but he sure has a way with words. For this list we’ll be looking at the funniest, most quotable things the doughnut-loving cartoon character has said, such as: “You Don’t Win Friends with Salad”, “First You Get the Sugar, Then You Get the Power, Then You Get the Women”, “I Am so Smart… SMRT, I Mean SMART”, and more. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes.
#10. “You Don’t Win Friends with Salad”
#9. Stupider Like a Fox!
#8. “Five Days? But I’m Mad Now!”
#7. I’m Normally not a Praying Man, but if You’re up There, Please Save me Superman”
#6. ““Weaseling out of Things Is Important to Learn. It’s What Separates Us from the Animals…Except the Weasel””
#5. “Oh Yeah, What Are You Gonna Do? Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You?”
#4. “First You Get the Sugar, Then You Get the Power, Then You Get the Women”
#3, #2 & #1: ????
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"Surely you can't put a price on your family's lives."
"I wouldn't of thought so either but here we are!!!!"
That's how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche.
"Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a world of make believe with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats."
The kids can call you Hoju.
Number 7 is the best quote ever.
Mine is "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAMING"
Homer: "where are you going?"
Bart: "Father/son rafting trip"
Homer: "Pfft. You don't have a son"
"I saw an advantage and I took it! That's what heroes do." -Homer Simpson
Homer’s totally right though.. you just simply can’t win friends with salad.
XD some of these quotes have me dying.
DENTAL PLAN
Homer is the best funny animated character in a series! After al bundy he is the second true american hero of tv sitcoms!
You left out "This doughnut has purple inside of it. Purple's a fruit." For shame…
Now this is just boring
My favourite is “Marge it takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen.” Classic!
Remember watch mojo’s top 10 most hilarious Homer Simpson Quotes
"You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and you feel the G's!"
8:49 that's the way we make it in my country too, Homer…
As far as I remember, most of these line come from the old seasons… ah, those were the days…
Shut up WatchMojo woman let Homer talk
My personal favorite = "Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and FEEL THE GEES!" 😀
More proof season 10 killed the series.
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. Words to live by.
Who else saw the confederate flag
The Simpsons.
Next time just put the quotes on screen and let Homer read them.
I'm not normally a praying man. But if you're out there, please save me Superman
Now you have to do zapp brannigan
One of my favourites is " every time I learn something new it pushes something else out of my brain, remember when I took that whole wine drinking course and I forgot how to drive"
Do couch gags next
This guy rocks !!!
"Forget It marge, It Is chinatown"
#8 ("Five days?! But I'm mad now!") is somewhat similar to "Forty seconds?! But I want it now!" LOL