Game of Thrones 3×03 – Podrick surprises Tyrion and Bronn

Cersei : your best weapon is between your legs
Podrick : you don't know how true you are

Lord Podrick of the house Payne
Sigil : a magic cock, a tongue and two fingers

More than four years and 4 seasons later, we're still waiting on the details….

And for the first time in history Bronn and Tyrion invited someone to sit at the cool kids table

Sir Podrick Payne, Warden of the Kama Sutra, Slayer of Cunts and Wooer of Whores

Salute

Best scene in the whole show

This is the only time Bronn will give his seat up for ANYONE.

Poddrick deserves this. He's always there

Bran saw it

I like how Bronn just gives up his seat to Pod…game respect game…

Man I really do miss just a boring work day like these in Kings Landing. Just Ty, Bronn & Pod kicking back.

Podrick? more like Godick =)))

'You're the one with the magic cock.'

I know his trick

Fermented crab🦀🦀🦀
Pod was the first to discover it

Probably the funniest scene in "Game of Thrones". HANDS. DOWN.

WOT DID HE DO?? I'm very curious. The world may never know. He simply has a magical cock. Goddamn you Pod. Stop stealing the spotlight from Tyrion. He's the god of tits and wine here!

Side note: He's really PoDICK of House Pleasure.

GODS PODRICK WAS A FOOKIN MAGICIAN THEN

Oh, now I get the joke from the last season finale haha. I really need to rewatch the entirety of the show, I forgot like 95% of what happened.

pod the God (of sex)

Best scene in Game of Thrones? XD

Ahahahahaha one of the best scenes ever XD Damn if only i could do what Pod did.

2:26
Bronn's like, "If this cunt can teach me how to fuck whores so good they're refusin' money, he can have my chair!!"

I sincerely hope those three survive the war!

Why is everyone's takeaway from this that Pod is a sex machine? My takeaway has always been that Tyrion paid them in advance and the boost Pod got to his ego was his real gift from him.

I miss these three together moments.

I think its was just cause he's all around a nice guy and isn't selfish at all he probably focused on them instead of putting himself first and those girls probably don't come across guys like that very often

I bet those whores were in Payne after getting the Pod Rod…
or the Payne was in them

These three need to live trough all the series and sit down and have a drink when it is all over.

This comment section is gold especially the one about penis of destruction lol

Mofukn PIMP

Scenes like this that the show is missing now. All cause they want to cram the end into 13 episodes

pod is so hilarious

Podric is the god of tits and wine

I remember this scene. I was soo high…smoked a Fat blunt before this episode

Ser Podrick Payne, Destroyer of Cunts.

For those waiting for the more interesting dialogue… 1:20

I want to hear those details too

omg i fucking love these three and their dynamic!

PODRICK FUCKING PAYNE

This gave Pod quite an excellent reputation.

Good old times. Everybody was happy.

I'm hoping to see the crew (Tyrion, Bronn, Pod) get back together one more time before the series ends.

We all would love friends like Tyrion and Bronn

Podrick's dick is prob valyrian steal

fuck the iron throne, bitches want to sit on podricks iron bone.

That's what I really loved in the Tyrion-Bronn-Podrick relationship : so much fun with them, but all three so different !

Lol i would love a scene where brienne is looking for podrick and walks in on him doing the special thing to a whore

Squad goals

And the greatest plop twist ever… Podrick will be seating in the iron throne.

Whoever wrote this scene (Which isn't in the books by the way) Is a genius.