Game of Thrones (S03E08) – A drunk Tyrion threatens Joffrey during the Wedding reception

Tyrion is the best character on the show!

Has anyone noticed that Tyrion confirmed the existence of dildos in the medieval world of Westeros in this scene ;)?

I would pay good money to see Tyrion castrate that little blonde haired prick.

Milf hunter: 3:08

Can anyone decipher what Varys is telling Sansa at 1:43?

brieann has a wooden cock.

My pour wife won't even know I'm there lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅

''Come wife''

Why would you wanna has sex Sansa when margaery is right there and to be your wife

"I've got a lifetime for that" sure bud…

1:46
I just had a god damn flashback about the time I came to home for a weekend and I was absolutely wasted and tried my best to hide it. Yeah, didn't work out as I planned and few minutes later my dad came to me and said: "Son, go to bed!"
Couldn't argue with that.

Was Peter actually drunk during this scene?

4:46 that voice crack tho

So he did knew he was a Lannister??!

You know, I was going to kill Joffrey just a precise thrust to the middle of his neck would have ended all of their suffering but then Cersei wouldn't allow me on her bed again…I can't take that chance, not even with my hand chopped off.

Tyrion always drunk.

Lets be honest, Joffery deserved it

It seems not even severe drunkeness can dull Tyrion's wit and humor lmao

Tyrions got some fucking balls

when he's drunk

I once saw a GoT-themed wedding in a hotel. Question: Why would you? Every wedding in GoT is either unwanted or ends in a bloodbath.

Very nice and loved tyrion reply to joffery

Seems like Bran is doing some time traveling at the start!

"You'll be fucking your bride with a wooden cock"
Or not at all…

Imagine getting a pep talk from Charles Dance…

But now I wanna know what Loras' father once told him.

Mmm..Margarine's tits..MMMMMmmmmm

That lower lip pout. Is that actually a peter dinlage facial quirk? Like is that a facial expression seen occasionally with little people? Or is that supposed to be a tyrion quirk?

I'll tell you all about it to get you in the mood! WTF LMAO

Joffrey is so pathetic, threatening to rape Sansa, which is already horrific enough. But he is so weak that he would have to have someone hold her down too. He knows if he tried it alone he'd become unsullied. Him and Varys would have something in common. He'd be Reek #2, and he'd be fucking his own bride with a wooden cock.

4:20 but this bastard died as virgin

6:04 did Tyrion sound like trump there for a second?

It just warms my heart seeing how much Sansa and Tyrion despise and hate Joffrey as much as I do

I love Tywins trench coat. Want.

Tywin best dressed most handsome grandfather i've ever seen

Ok, so no one will mention Grand Maester Pycelle getting more pussy than anyone at 2:48 ?

Friends : hey, let's drink a bit and start flirting with each other but nothing serious 😀
Me : 5:09

What

did you

SAAAY

ive bever seen GoT but this jeoffry guy has a very punchable face

"I am the god of tits and wine" -Tyrion Lannister

So is this the Gold wedding?

Tyrion was one of the best things to happen to Sansa, especially at that point in her life. It's very unfortunate that she never gave him a chance.

About the only midget I would seriously not fuck around with. Matter of fact, Tyrion is so tactful, if I threatened him, with just a few words, he would make me consider suicide.

I miss tywin, such a good character