Game of Thrones contains a lot of sex, so it’s only natural that the show should eventually inspire its own sex toy range.
Ahead of its eighth and final season, due to launch in April, you can indulge in those fantasies of the King in the North and the Mother of Dragons (and ignore the fact they’re related) with a sexy session of your own.
The first Game of Thrones sex toy was actually released in 2017, but now there’s an entire line inspired by not only long, strong swords but also dragons with a new dildo and an egg gag – in case you’ve been a naughty dragon.
Hardcore fans will appreciate the limited-edition glow-in-the-dark dildo known as ‘The Night Kink’ – only 350 have been made of this particular toy.
The product description for the Night Kink reads: ‘Settle in for the long night, because the Night Kink is here, and nothing can stop it. Sculpted in amazing detail, this glow-in-the-dark silicone dildo is hand-crafted to give you the ultimate fantasy experience.
‘The icy whites blended with the coolest of blues look exquisite during the day but come alive when the lights go out!’
Which character you choose to think about while you use the toys is completely up to you, however it’s worth noting that the Long Shaft replicates Jon Snow’s Valyrian steel sword.
But if you’d rather slay and play with dragons, more power to you.
Each product is signed by creators Geeky Sex Toys and range in price from £38.41 to £114.46.
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