Theon Greyjoy’s YOLO Speech

you have to admit would have been kind of cool to have lived back then even if it was a bit brutal

Got to admit though theon did his thing with that speech too bad his men ain't shit

Why is this so similar to Henry V's speech which was written by Shakespeare?

So when we will see Bronze Dog Statues on the Shores of Pyke? After all, it was his own bitches who turned him into dog shit.

In the books most of them were ready to die for theon.

Havent had a good fuck in weeks.see the soldiers are giggling cause tgey know hes about 2 get fucked

I laughed so hard wen he got knocked out lol

Theon is the ultimate Leroy Jenkins . He wiped before even attacking

SPOILER I hope he makes another epic speech before rescuing his sister but this time it works out

What I think about theon…

Season 1 theon : entertaining dick
Season 2 theon : fuck him ! I want him to die !
Season 3 theon : He got what he deserved
Season 4 theon : Ok enough of this torture already !
Season 5 theon : Poor guy! I feel so sorry about him 🙁 He admits his mistakes
Season 6 theon : poor guy but glad he starts to become a better man
Season 7 theon : ???

1:24 can't stop watching

This was a dam good speech though. I would have grabbed my sword and ran out there to get chopped down

Mothers will name their sons for us!
Aye!
Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them!
Aye!
AND WHOEVER KILLS THAT FUCKING HORNBLOWER WILL STAND IN BRONZE ABOVE THE SHORES OF PYKE!
AYE!!!!!
What is Dead may never die!!!
soldiers pat chest what is dead may never die
BBBBBARRGHHHGHHH— hit theon
Thought he'd never shut up
…………. It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt

"and whoever kills that fucking horn blower will stand in bronze above the shores of pike"
So… We'll have a sansa statue on pike, right?, maybe a bunch of dogs instead

Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them!!!! LOL

I'd follow him into battle.

A very rousing speech.

I guess Jon and Sansa are getting a bronze statue of Pyke now…

"And whoever kills that fuqing horn blower will stand in bronze upon the shores of Pike!"

Sansa would look amazing in bronze.

I wonder if that horn blower is still alive

"We die today brothers, bleeding from a hundred wounds." -How NOT to rally your men.

Your men have fled the battle! This is a shameful display!

AHHHHHHHH

"what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger". theres no "YOLO" for the Ironborns

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

I called them turning on him when I first watched this scene. 😀

Can this be done to every world leader who wants to go to war?

Just thinking if Trump and Kim Jong-Un want to start dropping nukes, can the regular people on each side just knock the fuckers out and make them fight 1 on 1 to the death instead? No one else has to get involved.

That'd be great, thanks

and Im just here looking at him like…what a fucking twat…

watch 1:30 with subtitles

Theon used to be kinda hot.

lmfaoooo. Theon the shit.

If Jon can get his life back and Arya can get her sight back, maybe Theon will get his penis back?

Somebody "fixed" the closed captioning, I think. It's not that funny anymore.

Theon would have went down as a martyr of the ironborn if he and his men had fought to the end.

The guy who hits him is the one who plays the dad in The Witch. That voice is pretty recognizable.

So I guess it's Jon who will stand in bronze on the shores of Pyke.

I guess Ramsay's dogs will stand in bronze above the shores of Pike.

You have to admit that theon had balls

Ramseys dog is now standing in bronze above the shore of pike…

Best scene ever!!

Am I the only one who believes that this scene is obviously inspired by the end of Shakespeare's Henry V?

"That's the mating call of the Northmen! They want to fuck us!-" I had to pause right there omfg

Theon is so stupid and he has no dick now but i still love the character.

''every ironborn man is worth a dozen northmen''
bitch please 50 good ironborn men aren't even worth 3 dogs

the title of the vid
I can't :"D

that is what you call subversion of expectations.